some fluffy cows to brighten ur day
i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca. i love star trek.
id just like everyone to know that today i accidentally dropped my pencil in an alpaca enclosure thing at the zoo and it picked it up and moved it to a spot i couldn’t get it. fuck alpacas
i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves
I got a medium dick
It can talk to ghosts
Made it through airport security with my edibles for the flight, how many milligrams of THC do you like to take for a looooong flight?
I’m aiming for 1,000.